i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show
found the twelve year old
this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’
we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.
i found the vegan
I’m speaking for myself only, of course.
Except you’re basically right.
(This applies to writing, too.)
idk man there’s just something really flattering about people who acknowledge your existence even when you’re not with them
FINDING SOMEONE WHO SHARES ALL OF YOUR SHIPS
Don’t even deny it, you know it’s true
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
yes i make essay for bird school final exam on bread eat
going to school the first time after a haircut like
How The Face Changes With Shifting A Light Source
when music continues to play after i closed the tab